I can not believe that I took the most epic Megabus ride ever and have yet to talk about it! So last Saturday when I was coming back from the best senior dinner ever (shout-outs to Em.Friend, Laura, and E! And Tyler for picking me up and keeping my visit a secret!) it was the third play-off game for the Pacers and the Bulls (GO BULLS) and I noticed about 7 or 8 guys decked out in Bulls paraphernalia who had a six-pack of glass beer bottles that one of them dropped and it shattered everywhere and I thought to myself, 'them, I want to sit next to them'. And as the Lord would have it I got my wish and have never made a better/worst decision in my life.
My seat-mate Kevin and I become fast friends (I mean that literally, because for the last hour of the trip he was passed out) and he quickly offered me a beverage (yes, of course it was beer) and we got to talking about a variety of subjects and Kevin thought it was appropriate to spread several rumours about me. And now, of course, here is a list of rumours Keven spread about me:
1. That I promised everyone that we could do karaoke over the loud-speaker.
2. I had a thing for Dennis our bus driver.
3. I was addicted to crack
4. I had a puke fetish
Other things we discussed: Vince Vaughn, his dentist, our respective high school careers, his girlfriend, me being ready to party (he tried starting a chant of my name), who Terrence Howard was, who would get kicked off the bus (which I was sure was going to happen because I had a beer in front of me, I smelled like beer because one of his friends spilled on me, and for the last half-hour of the trip I cradled a bottle of open whiskey that they were passing around), and yes we have an on-going bet (a Megabus ticket to anywhere in the country) of whoever manages to get with Bradley Cooper first.
In conclusion it was the most bizarre and fun bus ride I have ever had! I do indeed hope to met up and party with Kevin again, but until then,
love,
ktv
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