What not to do...

Hello and welcome once again to my series titled "What not to do..." Today we will be studying what not to do when trying to spit game at someone on the sidewalk. First, and probably most importantly, it helps to not be drunk! Yes, please do not alert us to the fact that you have a 40 ounce hidden in the bushes. I do love to get my drink on every now and again, but certainly not at 1 in the afternoon on a weekday, No matter how nice the day is.
Second, when searching for a girlfriend it would help your case to be selective. In some cases such as with shampoo, or toothpaste, or soap, as long as you use them I don't care which one you select. But in cases of finding a significant other I'm going to need you to be more selective! I mean I don't want to have the feeling that as soon as you're done talking to me the next semi-decent girl that comes along your going to try and talk to her as well! I'm not having it, step up your standards!
Third, if your reasons for wanting a girlfriend are whack keep them to yourself. If your only qualification for a girlfriend is that she doesn't look like Wendy Williams, keep that to yourself. And if the only reason you want a girlfriend is because the world is boring, keep that to yourself as well. For example you don't have to tell me that you want a girlfriend because you walk outside "And see a tree and it's like man, that's boring. Or I look at the sidewalk and I'm like man, I need a girlfriend" Yep, once again information you could have kept to yourself.
And lastly when you realize that your game is not working please don't end with "Man, you guys are beautiful. I would love to make a porno with you" That is definitely not going to make me regret my decision to not leave my number with you!
In conclusion Jeremy I hope you see this and re-evaluate and step up your game! Because you weren't a horrible looking guy and you could definitely get someone if you avoid saying all these things!
love,
ktv